MY UBER MEANINGFUL HAIKU.
I had a turtle
That lovely turtle was Pong
I think he's dead now.
Pong was a real turtle.
Although he smelt funny and just ate bananas all day in his tub, I loved him.
He was used in a filming something in the Philippines and at the end of the taping no one wanted him so my Pop-Pop brought him home
We named him Pong and I liked him very much.
But then it came to a point where he was in the way and we couldn't keep him anymore
and so he was given (against my will) to our school's mini-zoo-thing where he lived with many other of his kind.
As we didn't know how old he was to begin with, and he's been there for a while, he's probably dead. But still. Pong will always live on. . .
R.I.P. Pong the awesome turtle.